Heaven Don't Want Me

 Hey you guys. So far my birthday, I got four tickets to the American Idol tour when it hits NH. They will be at the Verizon Wireless Arena this Tuesday night, so if any of you guys are free, please come with me! Call me and I'll give you more info!

 Alright, I figure its probably been ages since I've posted anything, so I might as well write. Plus my last post was my blow up over AI, and that is probably not a good opening image =). So, writing about Stanford! We have a dance tonight, not that its going to be very much fun for me, since I still can't stand on my left foot. =( Plus my shoe won't stay on.... But I'll make an appearance, if only to make sure the girls don't feel guilty for leaving me behind. I'm all dressed up with a brand new dress that I'll be wearing for semi this year. I also bought new shoes, and I had to sew the left one to my bandage to make sure it doesn't fall off my swollen foot. It feels kind of awkward. What does it say about me that I spend more money on the new shoes than the new dress? Regardless, it's weird, for the past few days I haven't been listening to any music except Aida and Spring Awakening. Why? So after two unsuccessful visits to the doctor, they say that they might take my stitches out on monday. I highly doubt it, since thats what they said for the last two days *rolls eyes*. What else have I discovered while I'm here? I can't paint my nails when I can't put my left foot down. Plus I'm just kind of bad it. But I am in fact very good with make-up. I'll post some pictures of myself all dressed up for the dance. I can prove that I do in fact tan after an entire summer in Cali. *We got more bounce in California* It will probably be faded by the time I get home, but its cool while it lasts. Anyway, that all I have to say. 8 CLASSES, 2 EXAMS, 1 ESSAY, 1 PROBLEM SET AND I'M DONE!

Oh and today is awesome cause I look all pretty, even with my foot wrapped! =) (Littera multum ille!)

 I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS! FUCKING KRIS WON!?!?!?!?!??! FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!! THAT PASTY-FACED, WIMPY, BOY-NEXT-DOOR, WEAK VOICED BUFFOON BEAT ADAM??? MY ADAM???? NO FUCKING WAY!!!!! I AM FLIPPING A SHIT HERE!!!!!!! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE EVER VOTED FOR ONE OF THESE THINGS AND ADAM DIDNT WIN!?!??!?!?!?

THIS IS FUCKING SHITTING RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

IM SO PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!

HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT. HE HAS NOTHING ON ADAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU KRIS, FUCK YOU!

 
Thats it! I cannot vote for Obama because he is against video games! He thinks we should actually do homework and shit instead. Psh, I bet McCain lets his kids play games...

Anyway, yes I did skip ADL today. I was *sick*. And then went to fucking dance class. How is it that every year, I'm always the one who has all their mistakes pointed out in class? Other people are doing the exact same thing, but nooooo, its "Caroline, keep your knees locked, Thirkill get that leg up!" Pissers.

So I should be doing my APUSH essay. I am obviously working very hard on it.

Toodles!

P.S.- Heh, back on the politics, I just saw an lj commercial about Tom Cruise. He was sitting in a fighter jet with the name "Maverick". hehe...

So according to the first page in Hofstadter, the principles of America are based off Calvin and Hobbs. (Calvin religion and Hobbes philosophy, but nevertheless!) Is that not the coolest thing you've ever heard?

And doesn't it just explain everything?

Is trying to make Kim's meme work.

DEFINE ME?
THE LIVEJOURNAL DICTIONARY MEME

Yay!!!

I just came back from seeing Burn After Reading. Funniest shit I've ever seen. Go see it.

So, history homework. Anyone know it??
    It's just the Federalists Papers right? Btdubs did anyone understand what they were saying there?

My god I hate football. Not the good football, the stupid American one. Seriously, its nothing but a bunch of hulking brutes throwing themselves all over each other up and down the field. Few less pieces of clothing and you've got a giant orgy. *Shakes head* Did you know there is now "Sunday Night Football" that according to the song you wait all week for. I'm pretty sure the song is identical to the "Monday Night Football" song, excluding the substitution of the day. Oh, yeah and the Monday Night song is sung by an annoyingly deep voiced country singer and the Sunday Night song is a husky-voiced blonde with a hell of a lot of cleavage. One of those types you expect to see the Catholic School Girl Skirt on. And of course every other commercial is one for beer. Sheer idiocy, pure American.

I really hate Sunday nights.

So I had the suckiest of suck all days today. First of all, I was supposed to drop physics today, but surprise! it was a day 0 so we had class first. Then I had mythology and got my first Mr. Anthony test EVER back. I thought it was good but, again surprise, B-. And we had to do a writing practice thing in class and I completely blanked. Then choir, which on a bad day is a hell all of its own. Then APUSH, which is usually an okay class, but I was barely concentrating to today and had no idea what was coming out of my mouth. Did I say anything incorrect/possibly embarrassing?

After that was Latin. Doc made me read and lately my translations and quiz scores have been horrible. Today was no exception. Then Precalc. I got a 60 on my last quiz. Great. Then Greek, and having absolutely no idea what I was doing on a concept that I understood perfectly last thursday. And Doc gave us a challenge of one of the sentences in the book. I translated the wrong one and so nearly lost the challenge for our class. Zack had to come in and save us last minute. What a way to round off the day!

Oh, and I have two hours of dance class and homework in every subject. Fun!

Is it intrinsically wrong of me to think that the high point of my day was talking to Vanessa?

24 HOURS TILL SEASON 5 OF HOUSE STARTS!!!!!!

Yes, unlike a normal person, instead of talking about my life on my blog, I post stories. I have no life.

So I just joined a new community called bringthehappy, which is basically a bunch of happy -ending fanfiction. Sounds good right? Anyway, heres my little donation.

Title- Movie Time
Author- puppylover6511
Fandoms- House MD
Rating- PG-13
Pairing/Characters- House/Chase
Prompt- Movies
Length- 565 words
Spoilers- None
Summary- Chase goes to the movies
Disclaimer- Oh boy, do I wish they were mine.


( ficcie )

So, I've decided I should post. Cause it seems like a good idea. People might have thought I was dead.

We are currently in Scotland, Edinburgh to be exact. Mac just came back from checking out Saint Andrews, the school he wants to go to here (if it sounds familiar, thats where Lillis is going). Tomorrow morning we leave for England to visit the relatives.

We flew here straight from Egypt. I can't really describe it online. Writing does not really contain the amount of awesome needed to talk about it. But I took plenty of pictures and videos to make up for it!!! I'll show everyone when I get back. Mhhmm. Thats about it.

Ta!

PS: Kay, the hotel we're staying is named The Scotsman. Lord, I don't know where you been, but I see you won first prize!!!

Alright. Its been ages since I last posted so I've decided to write something quick. Not much really happening here. I'm in Maryland for my cousins wedding tomorrow. Not looking forward to it. I hate family social events.

Next week will be better though =D. As Claire knows, I'm off to Egypt!!! It's going to be fantastic. We're staying at a Four Seasons in Cairo, seeing the light and sound shows at the Pyramids, going to Khan-il-Khalili which is a large bazaar in the city, and maybe even to Luxor (Tombs of the Pharaohs)! We're also going to be in London and Scotland during this trip (not as exciting).

Watching the opening of the Olympics now. Anyone else see? Fantastic opening show, really fantastic! I did unfortunately miss the American olympic team coming into the stadium =(.

Thats really all I have to say.

Oh! Today is awesome because I have a chocolate chip cookie! Otherwise today has sucked.

Please tell me I wasn't the only one watching the Colbert Report tonight. Lets just say that one of the captions on The Word was "Please Clap or the Gas Fairy Will Die." It was very, very amusing.

Also I just read an article in GQ magazine, titled "The Fecal Position". It was written by a guy who is sort of the ultimate pessimist, and he really, really wants to find someone as convinced that life is shit as him. He thinks this will cheer him up, right? So he's reading a magazine reviewing news stories from Christmas and he found a very interesting one. There was a 77 year old guy in Iowa who got his head stuck in his septic tank. On christmas day.

So the author heads over there, expecting to meet some bitter old man, with whom he can contemplate the shittiness of life. He finds some calm, happy, old guy who does not get upset by anything. This pisses him off. So then he meets the guy's wife, who completely sympathizes with the author. There was a quote along the lines of this:

Author: "I'd pay all the money in the world for a pill that would let be like him for just five minutes."
Wife: "Tell me about it."

If you guys can find it, I highly suggest you read it. It made me giggle.

Right, here is all the random stuff I forgot to whine about in my last post.

So I had to go to a wedding shower Friday-Saturday for my cousin. I don't do well with family socializing. In fact, I don't do well with socializing at all. Why I was told to go to this I have no idea. But it sucked. Apparently I was entertaining anyway. I got lots of presents from people and everyone one thought I was funny. All I did was shoot my mouth off. For some reason, my relatives think that my ramblings are interesting and insightful. Insightful my ass.

Okay and tomorrow I have to go back to dance class. Already. I think I already said this.

And here is my funny for the day. Probably only Kim will think it is amusing.
    http://img.phyrefile.com/labcoatguy/2008/07/13/supersoakerrose_000.jpg

And also another Kim note:
Does the Beatles' song "I've Just Seen A Face" scream Nine/Rose to you?


Okay that was not as much ranting as I thought it was going to be. Have a nice day

Hokay. I think this is my first, maybe second post of the entire summer. Like I've had a freaking summer.
I think I've had maybe 5 days so far that I wasn't doing anything. And maybe two of them I actually got to sleep in/sit around in bed all afternoon. Im hoping that tomorrow will fulfill that need.

Also, tomorrow or the day after my computer is going to get fixed, so I will be missing my child for a week or two *cries herself to sleep at night*. Umm yeah.

So as of the day after tomorrow I start dance again. Whopee right? My dance teacher is going to be so pissed about my hair. Oh wait, right I haven't told you guys yet. So I got my hair cut. When it is straight it barely touches my shoulders. Think Kim's hair except curlier and the tinsiest bit longer. And with no bangs. And kind of messy.

Speaking of Kim, she gets official thanks and love for my new icon. She made it for me and I love it. Martha and Rose are awesome apart, and together they own the world. So very much thankies. Yes for some reason I've started shipping them together. Cause they're both amazing and the Doctor should just screw them both at the same time and make the world happy. Erm. Right.

So as soon as I figure out how to back up the data on this computer to an external hard drive it is going for fixiness. It will make me sad. Hopefully I'll be dancing enough by then not to truly miss it (YEAH RIGHT)!

P.S.- Talking about the music made me think. I am very happy that I can now officially call Elise's car Bessie. It makes me giggle.

OMG. This week's DW. If I didn't have to look presentable in ten minutes I would sobbing.

( whimper )

I am going to go cry in a corner now before I have to leave.

Okay so. Shows are all done. YAYSIES! Now I get to focus on getting ready for NYLF. Right now I am in our hotel room in New York. We've come down for the weekend to see Gypsy and for some other reason that I don't know. I really have nothing to talk about. I could do my usual DW rant, but for some reason I am not that compelled. Probably cause Kimberely and I are already in the middle of an argument over the last one. Maybe when we've settled that I can start on this next episode. All I'm going to say for now is I liked it. ( Quick Yaysies )

Today is awesome because I did not wake up until 11 and it is 1:30 and I still haven't left the hotel room =D!

YES! FIRST DAY OF SHOWS. OVER. AND. DONE.!!!! Sorry that required capslocking. Over ten dances per show, with one solo (aka Harem outfit dance) and one dance leading some midgets, I am freaking exhausted. In fact, I am so tired that I'm just going to go drop dead now. Night night.

PS: It's my mom's b-day. Everyone say happy birthday.

Alright, I have officially decided I have no life outside of school. Besides dance. Which has been taking up ever second of my waking consciousness, yet does not qualify as a life.

So, today my mom and I were supposed to pay the bills, which were due today. We didn't. Instead we watched Tiger kick ass on the golf course, just two or three weeks after his knee surgery. It looked like he was going to lose, since he kept hitting balls into the crowd, the parking lot, the trees. But in the end he tied for first with a long put and an odd pelvic thrust. It was most amusing. She tried to make me stay and watch basketball afterwards. It wasn't happening.

Yesterday we watched National Treasure 2 on ondemand. It was okay. Not as funny as the first one. But the sidekick was just as charming and adorable, if not quite as hot. Originally the nerdy glasses killed it. But then I figured out it was just the haircut.

The day before that we went to see Zohan with Ali and Wendy. It was funny at parts, and Sandler did a good job with the script he was given. But there was just a lot of grotesque and gratuitous nonsense that made the movie that much worse.

This has been my summer vacation so far. Oh wait, I have to go help my mother with those damn bills now.

		I will marry Adrian.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Addis Abbaba in our fabulous Apartment.
		We will have 200 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a Blue Ferrari.
		I will spend my days as a Doctor, and live happily ever after.

Do I have to fight Phil for him?